queenofthedandelions said: I was reading a fanfic, and the penis was called "a dingily doo flytrap penetrator"
that is one of the most creative ones ive ever seen
where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from
From inside ourselves.
fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me
Ottoman Jade-Hilted and Gem-Set Dagger & Scabbard
- Dated: 19th Century
- Place of Origin: Turkey
- Medium: steel, jade, silver, gold
The straight steel blade comes with central ridge, wholly decorated with gold gilt inscriptions and varied motifs. The waisted dark-green jade hilt has carved flutes, while the pommel is embellished with openwork silver set with gemstones. The engraved silver scabbard is adorned with cabochon and faceted gemstones to one side of the scabbard.
Source: Copyright © 2014 Islamic Arts
Pixar can never top this.
Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?